Ze LoNgEsT cOnVeRsAtIoN eVa! But read it cuz it's funny...

Okay. So both of would pretty much kill to get our hands on a copy of Breaking Dawn, but for now we just have to take what we can get. So children, we love you enough that we spent a good five hours over the course of like three days writing notes to each other about the books when we were supposed to be paying attention in class. BEWARE! IF YOU HAVEN'T READ ALL THREE RELEASED BOOKS THIS IS LITTERED WITH SPOILERS! The blue is me talking and the the green is Erin. Oh! When this conversation started I hadn't read all of the series yet, so if something about pen-phobia comes up it is because I threatened to murder Erin with my pen in French if she let anything slip about Eclipse.





ENJOY!





Bonjour! C'est le conversation en francais! (BAM! BEHOLD THE FRONTIER! THE CONVERSATION BEGINS IN FRENCH! WOO!):




Edward!! *sigh*

Yeah… he’s so hot! (James is pretty cute too though… moving right along…) The actor is not very hot though… I mean… CEDRIC DIGGORY? ARE U KIDDING ME?!

Boo Ced!

He was supposed to be hot in HP too, but he isn’t.

I was thinking… Edward said that only a vampire could kill another vampire… and I know Jacob said it was a werewolf’s nature… but I still don’t get how that works. OH and don’t you think it’s weird that Edward is like deathly cold and Jacob is constantly running a fever? AHH!

Well they are polar opposites so that’s my thought… I think the other answer is they are made to kill vampires. *Edward*

Still though, it just goes against everything Edward said. *sigh* Oh, I asked my brother and a Porsche 911 Turbo turns out to be VERY fast!

duh! I saw a pic of it online… really cool. probably lots of $$ too, but u know…

man. I was SAD when Edward was going to ask the Volturi to kill him *sob* but it was so cute when he never let go of her! AND HE PROPOSED! I wonder why Bella is hesitant to accept… Do you think it’s because she’s afraid he’ll leave

No think about Charlie/renee

Yeah but I would think her love for Edward and her desire to become a vampire is stronger.

I refuse to answer this for my new-found pen-phobia.

umm that would be a good reason…

yeah. who would you want to be (besides bella!) I want to be alice!

oh me too!

but rose is pretty… too shallow though

ya and she used to be mean.

she almost made him die *gasp of horror*

OK well she should feel bad about that but I guess she had a legitimate reason

true other side still she’s gorgeous!

go-geous! her dress for prom sounded umm… interesting though

Alice’s too. (drawing) It’s like, all cut out

no in the book it said it was more like (drawing)

(goes back and underlines Alice) that one was alice’s. I’m sure they’re, well, “hot” enough to pull it off…

OK well still stilettos alice? hobbling much?

I know not the smartest. they were just having some “human” fun… it was funny they had a part online where they made Jasper blow-dry Bella’s hair…

Oh sure lets all blow the scent of Bella around 6 hungry vampires SMAAART!

I know But it wasn’t Edward at least… he would have gotten all black-eyed and attacked her!

Potentially problematic… but then again he handled himself in Volturi VERY
well... so maybe he would be Ok... he sounds like a good kisser doesn't he?

Yeah pretty much he must be so hot! OMG! anyways... it would be so cool to have his "power"...
read people's minds

Well actually i don't know because i think people's thoughts should be left alone... but yeah it could be cool. Honestly i'd rather have Alice's or Jasper's talent.

true wonder if bella will end up w/a talent... COOL!!!

ya like reflecting powers back on them

or jasper... make him calm or feel drowsy... he just falls asleep...

ya or less thirsty...

that's cool he wouldn't kill her as easily

always good... Jane is scary!

yeah unless you're bella then not so bad

how so?

jane no hurt her

Oh DUH! it is so sweet that Edward threw himself in the way but i hought he was, like, dying the first time i read it. i think i read the last like 5 chapters 20 times this weekend

he didn't have to... it doesn't hurt her.

but he didn't know so it was so sweet!

i know! the whole thing is sweet... very romeo-like.

This conversation is from when we were supposed to be paying attention about water and other useless things in science:





EDWARD :)

*gasp*

*sighs and faints*

*thump* (that was me falling)

Oh- like when Bella fell and then Edward left!

*sob* He left!

Have you ever wondered why they don't just call him Ed? I mean, they call rosalie, rose.

Yeah, then they would be Ed, Es, Em, Car, Jas, Rose, and Al.

Well, they call Jacob, Jake too. I mean, Edward really is a lot of consonants!

True, but Edward sounds better than Ed.

Yes, much hotter, I agree. Edward...

*ow ow* (read that last part out loud)

You know, if Carlisle is going to change her anyway, she might as well just marry Edward. I mean, she obviously is madly in love with him.

Well, but she wants Edward to do it. Wouldn't you?

Yeah, she said she would trade anything for that. Frankly, I don't blame her.

Again, wouldn't you?

Well, if she marries him, he'll do it anyway.

True, but i now have pen-phobia again.

Dang! Annie really needs to read faster now!

I know! her and Laurel read like snails!

Seriously!

I waited SO LONG for New Moon! I finally got it from Cydne instead!

EDWARD! *sigh* I couldn't believe that Alice offered to change Bella!

I know - so cool! She saw it already though so she might as well make it happen.

Thing is, if I were Bella and Edward was foing to change me, I would be afraid of him getting carried away because I was so...er...delicious.

He wouldn't. He didn't in Twilight.

Still, he was saving, not changing her. Who knows what could happen if that went on for much longer.

He didn't even want her changed.

Heh, not like he has much say there.

VOTE!

I didn't think Carlisle would be for it.

Yeah, I was surprised. Also, Rose wanted Bella for a sister?

I know, and Carlisle was all "Not unless they're dying"......hmm.....Bella fettish?

That would make Edward mad!

No, he wants her human, that inclules human death.

SAD! Bella dead=Edward dead! *sob*

Egads! What do you think he would do to get the Volturri to kill him?

Um...bite someone in a crowd at noon???

Yeah maybe......I HATE JACOB BLACK! He almost made Edward DIE!

Edward...

Edward...

*gasp* *faint* *thud*

EXACTLY! i want an edward.

I'll try for your birthday, no promises.

HAHA! Geez...how much do you think Edward bribed those colleges?

I don't know, that depends on Bella's IQ.

In that case, let's say The New Cullen Library Wing.

Hehe..."Cullen University"

teehee.


SENTANCE PATTERNS BORE US! SO WE DID THIS IN LANGUAGE ARTS!:


What do you think Carlisle and Esme would have done if Edward had lost control that first day?

Esme wasn't there. Edward was vampire #2.

NO! The first day he saw Bella!

Oh. Moved to the top of Everest or something...

Well, it certainly is lonely up there! Only thing is they might be compelled to resort to cannibalism.

True. Mountain Goats?

Nah. Too cold.

FROZEN FOOD!

Frozen mountain goats?

EWWW! They won't be selling THAT at Safeway anytime soon!

I wonder...do you think Edward can hear animal thoughts too? Mountain goats perhaps?

That would be strange. "Must eat grass...."

EDWARD *sigh*

*thud* lol

*holds head and groans*

*sees stars*

awww...remember when Edward was all- "You came across my sky and lit it up like a comet"?

new book from his point of view is called Midnight Sun. So cute!

Oh I get it!....awww!

Yeah! Cute!

Breaking Dawn?

IDK....why?

No, dAwn...not dOwn!

Oh. Right. I love Alice too!

I like her personality...always so nice. But I don't think she should have gotten Bella's hopes up by saying she would change her.

Well, it made the vote possible though.

Yeah, still it's kind of an empty promise because at the end of New Moon she says something like "I'm not ready to do that."

But still, kind of cool. Nice of her too!

And I guess it helped Bella on the plane to Italy.

Yeah, that's good.

I <3>

Same here.

How could you not? It just gets me! Don't you think it was dumb of Bella at the end of New Moon when she kept saying "Oh I'm dreaming" when she woke up and Edward was there?

I know. And Edward thought he was dead!

Yep. "Carlisle was right". HA! CAR-LIE-SAL! Oh man Laurel.

Laurel....

Oh geez...


(here we started a new page because we ran out of room so i'm talking again):


Do you think it's weired that Cullen sounds a lot like cult?

Yeah. The "bloodsucker's cult" says Jacob Black. *shudders*

BOO JACOB BLACK! I HATE YOU WITH THE FIREY PASSION OF 1,000 SUNS!

Make it a million or two!

What's so great about werewolves anyway? All they've got are constant fevers and nasty tempers!

I don't know. They saved Bella from Laurent????

Ok, so they did one cool thing for her but "bloodsuckers" is too offensive. And he told about the motorcycles!

Yeah, plus he was nearly responsible for her death. (cliff)

Well, but he saved her on the beach though.

Still, it was his fault in the first place.

:( VICTORIA :( :( :(

eww!

She should be a frozen mountain goat!

"GRASS!"


UGH! We are now in french again learning new food vocab words- tres degoutant! But why pay attention to that when we have lovely bookish things to discuss. So strap in 'cause here we go again! (by now I had started to read Eclipse)


Where are you in Eclipse?

Oh...um, beginning of chapter 2.

What's happening?

Alice, Angela, and Bella (haha alphabetical order) are planning stuff for the weekend because Bella just got un-grounded.

Oh. I see. It's really annoying how Charlie hates Edward!

I KNOW! He needs to get over himself!

And then he like, loves Jake *shudder*. Jake is worse than "Ed" is!

Yeah! I mean, Jake could at least have a positive attitude - it's not like the Cullen's don't honor the treaty.

Yeah I know. Those Cullens....they all love each other in an immortal sort of way.

mmhmm...Edward *sigh* *thumps*
*thump thump thump* (me falling down stairs) *OUCH*

Man, if your heart beats like that around Jasper you're really gonna need that band-aid!

potentially problematic.

Cheya. I would say so.

Well, if that happened to Bella she wouldn't have to marry Edward.

HUSH! DON'T SPEAK OF SUCH EVIL THINGS!

Well it's true.

But Edward and Bella are like the Romeo and Juliet of Forks! They are meant to be! Forks is in Washington right?

Yup. Upper Olympic Peninsula. Meyer said she just googled "#1 rainiest place" and it came up.

Good for Edward. Bad for hair.

Uh-huh. And make-up and prom dresses!

Stiletto and a leg boot....I'll say it again - nice Alice, nice!

Yeah, just great for Bella! Well, maybe it'll threaten her life enough that they would have to change her.

Potentially problematic as well. Good thing there wasn't a piano for her to trip over too.

That's good. No cake for her to ruin either.

Who cares about the cake??? Bella could have died!

Maybe...never mind. They can't eat the leftovers anyway. GRRR!

Mmmm....frozen mountain goat....

How exciting! They're on sale a King Soopers....YAY 50% off clearance. YAY!


(I have to explain this next part. See, our french teacher, Mrs. Huff, was talking about how we don't say "give me a butter" but "give me some butter" and then the conversation just escalated from there.)


Give Edward a butter!

ANNA! Shame on you. (Give him a milk)

BAD ERIN! (not that I disagree) ;)

Anna *ribbet* avec Edward!

Ummm...no he is Bella's.

Anna wishes.

*sighs wistfully*

No worries, same here. But we need a new page.


So now we are in science again and unfortunatly we had to cut this conversation short because Mr. McKinney caught us doing this and we were subjected to watching him have too much fun boiling water to demonstrate the water cycle. Oh joy. :


Ahhhh....look at all that pretty, new white space to obess over Edward on.

Do you think Emmett is hot? I mean, technically, he is deathly cold, but you know what I mean.

Well, maybe. He sounds scary at first, but then he gets nicer. His actor is hot though.

Yeah, he's got MUSCLES! Hmmm...works out right??? ;)

Oh gee, I don't know...HA!

Shouldn't have to anyways!

Oh baby!

ERIN *SIGH*

I wonder why Esme got such a small role in the book?

Not as important to Bella.

True, true. EASE-ME.

Oh man Laurel.


AND NOW, MY FRIENDS, THE CONVERSATION HAS COME TO IT'S CONCLUSION. IF YOU HAVE MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO THIS POINT, WE APPLAUD YOU. DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT TECH TIME WITH DANI! (IF THAT'S NOT UP YET, IT'S COMING SOON. DANI IS OUR BEASTLY TECHIE...THE AMAZINGNESS OF THE HTML IS ALL DUE TO HER MY FRIENDS!) au revoir!