Friday, August 1, 2008

Quotes-eth.

WELL I KNOW WE ALL CAN'T BELIEVE BREAKING DAWN IS FINALLY HERE, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD POST STEPH'S QUOTES OF THE DAY, (JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED THEM), SO THAT YOU COULD GET AS EXCITED AS ME ABOUT THE BOOK! (BAH! ROSE IS GOING TO HAVE IT BEFORE ME! *grumbles nonsense about stupid Barnes And Noble Twilight Prom Party that Alice doesn't get to participate in.*


Breaking Dawn Quotes Of The Day: (July 12th through August 1st)
1. Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."
2. Bella: "Oh, Mike! How will I go on?"
3. Tanya: "Ah, Edward. I've missed you."
4. Emmett: "Oooo, scary."
5. Bella: "Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?"
6. Charlie: "Bells, we're up to bat."
7. Edward: "You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
8. Bella: "Why am I covered in feathers?"
9. Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."

Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood.”
10. Edward: "Oops."
11. Renee: "Alice wouldn't let us do anything else. Every time we tried, she all but ripped our throats out."
12. Edward: "Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."
13. Rosalie: "Over my pile of ashes."
14. Edward: "You look so guilty—like you've committed a crime."
15. Sam: "This is not something our treaty anticipated. This is a danger to every human in the area."
16. Rosalie: "I'd like to beat you dead."
17. Jasper: "I can't understand. I can't bear this."
18. Seth: "You'll hurt her. Let her go."
19. Carlisle: "I've seen vampire venom work miracles, but there are conditions that even venom cannot overcome."
20. Jacob: "I'll kill you myself! I'll do it now!"

21. Bella: "Should I be afraid?"Edward: "Terrified."

Well, that was fun, but now i am going to bed because it is like, freaking midnight.
love ya,
aliceCULLEN

4 comments:

dani said...

Nice. I read the last page of Breaking Dawn! *sticks out tongue* I know what happens to Bella! She gets-MMMPHHHH! (Dani's speech is stifled by Alice's hand)

Ah, well. GO SEE THE DARK KNIGHT, DID I TELL YOU? YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO HAVE TO SEE IT! WANNA KNOW WHY?

OKAY A SEMI FLIPS OVER AND THE JOKER IS A BEAST AND HEATH LEDGER IS AMAZING AND AARON ECKHART DOES AMAZING, JUST AS GOOD AS HEATH LEDGER AND IT'S HEATH LEDGER'S LAST PREFORMANCE EVER AND SOMEONE DIES AND THE LAST LINE IS AMAZING AND THERE'S SO MUCH ACTION AND THE MUSIC IS PHENOMENAL!

And there, I think, I shall stop. There are MANY more reasons why you should see it, but heck. I would take up 5000 characters just saying that. :D

ANNA! said...

dude, i read that book in like 5 hours, it was good, man. real good.

Hurdler said...

um, dani? I have heard from several people that the dark knight should have been rated R. AND I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO BELLA ALSO!!!! I READ THE BOOK!!! I GOT IT THE DAY IT CAME OUT!!! GASP!!! I LUVS EDWARD!!!! AND EVERYONE ELSE EXCEPT THE VOLTURI!!!! OMG IT WAS AMAZING!!!! DO YOU KNOW IF ANNA GOT IT YET? CUZ I AM DONE AND MY COPY IS UP FOR BORROWS!!!

Hurdler said...

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