Friday, October 3, 2008

The Judge makes a lovely point about the debate, however long... *smirks*

Hello everyone! My name is Dani and I am the judge of the whole debate. *makes impromptu drumroll sound* You know, I should make myself a Photoshopped hat. That would be totally insane! Like my Harry Potter t-shirts. Golly, that was amazing. I even amazed myself. ;) Because then I can get a hat like Robert Angier's hat in the Prestige!!!! *sighs* Oh man, Hugh Jackman is HOT in that movie. XD But not nearly as fine as in Swordfish- *gets bug eyes* Oh man. I said that out loud, didn't I? Right. *mutters "Note to self: Stop revealing personal comments in public places that could potentially turn out to be embarrassing nightmares!"* :)

Hah. So... Before I begin, I must say that I know NOTHING about Twilight. So, technically, it is fair that I am the judge because I am not influenced by things like "Well, werewolves were part of the Assyrian revolution and helped further it..." blah, blah, blah. So, I cannot be prejudiced by anything! Why? Because, no offense, but I really don't care.

But I do care about this debate! Because I am the judge! Which means I have to pick a winner! So, let's evaluate the Alice's and Rose's arguements so far!!!!!

Dani's thoughts about Rose: Rose, good job with refering back to the text! However, most of your arguements seem to be based on opinion, rather than facts and textual evidence... IE: "I have the upper hand..." Let's not get too ahead of ourselves, mon amie! There's still a long way to go! Oh, and another thing about Anna *cough* Sorry, Alice... Alice's statement that werewolves were bad back in eighth grade... People are allowed to change their minds!

Dani's thoughts about Alice: Alice, great job with basing things off of facts and stuff! I am a twee bit confused by your arguements. Perhaps you might want to include little explanations of who Seth is??? The judge doesn't quite understand!

Dani's thoughts on who is winning: Neutral! But perhaps Rose could come up with a kick butt arguement... Alice's seem to be a bit stronger at this point in time....

Dani's thoughts on the whole debate: Is it just me, or is this debate a little hypocritical? Let me start off with a quote from Alice: The people of Forks are really only scared of the idea something dangerous lurking in the shadows.
EXACTLY.
The people are scared of the idea of dangerous things lurking in the shadows.
Werewolves are dangerous... They bite you...?
VAMPIRES ARE DANGEROUS.... THEY SUCK YOUR BLOOD AND IF THEY GET TOO MUCH THEY CAN KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Sheesh. So then we could debate the pros and cons of vampires, too! Do you not see the hypocrisy???? Or maybe irony is a better word. Yes, it is the irony of the situation.
Vampires are dangerous, in a way; werewolves are dangerous, in a way.

So yeah. Probably, everyone thinks I'm like, retarded right now... The Harry Potter freak trying to post her thoughts on something she knows very little about.... But whatever. That's the magic of writing and debating. You don't necessarily have to be right.

Oh, and the text is green and purple because of Heath Ledger's Joker in The Dark Knight. Best movie ever... Go see it. It will not disappoint. And you know it'll be awesome because it's a comic book movie. Look at Superman! Spiderman! And even Watchmen! Which hasn't come out yet, but it will! And it will kick butt! Because I read the "graphic novel" Watchmen! And it was so amazing! :D

So, really, if you want to tell me that I should not be the judge or if you want to talk about how awesome comic books, HTML, David Tennant, Hugh Jackman, Aaron Eckhart, Heath Ledger, screenplay writing, cookies, Lucky Charms, Doctor Who, scottish accents, iPod Touches, Harry Potter, Christopher Nolan, The Shins, folk music, alternative music, candy apples, caramel, panache, Heath Ledger hats, and reading and writing in general is, drop me a line on here or text me if you are priveleged enough to know my number. That's right, I'm just that cool. :D

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