Fanfiction and other fun things.

SO GUESS WHAT?

I took Dani's advice and got a fanfic account. And I now have two stories, each with 2 chapters and over 100 reads each. So go read!!!!!

www.twilightarchives.com I am rosaliecullen42, the author of I Just Can't Wait to Be Queen and A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes (which has been given 5 stars!) Erin is happy.

Anyways, go read them and Erin will be even more happy.

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Oh, good grief.

THE TWILIGHT BLOG! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH, EVEN THOUGH I HATE WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT!!!!! *hugs internet screen*

Hi, guys. It's Dani, obviously. ^.^

Considering my views on Twilight (the movie), most of you would think it inconceivable that I would even bother spending half an hour typing up a post about New Moon. *cough* Oh, excuse me. The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

But this, this, THIS!!! is scandalous.

Now, I'm sure that pretty much all of you stay right on top of Twilighters Anonymous (oh my God, did Dani actually go there??? Sadly, yes.), so you all know the news about New Moon and whatever. You probably already know what I'm going to tell you but please, humor me. (:

Okay, so first of all, let's explore the cast. It seems to me like everyone's jumped on the Twilight bandwagon and left the fairgrounds ...

THE CAST OF NEW MOON (only the people that matter to Dani)

Dakota Fanning (Uptown Girls, Winn Dixie) - Dude, come on. You're going to get type-cast ...

Jamie Campbell Bower (Sweeney Todd) - Why??? You can sing. Go to Broadway.

(Seriously, only two??? imdb needs to be updated ...)

And now, the other person joining:

Michael Sheen (Frost/Nixon, The Queen, Underworld) - OH. MY. GOD. NOOOOOOO.

According to Twilighters Anonymous, it has been confirmed by Chris Weitz himself that Michael Sheen will be playing the role of Aro, the leader of the Volturi. Apparently Chris had "aggressively pursued the actor".

Don't give in to peer pressure, mmmkay? Although when the option of a five million pound paycheck is dangled in front of your face, that makes it a little different ...

So, why is Dani enraged about this???

Umm, well, dunno, actually ... It's just annoying because he's a really good actor and he could be in other stuff, not New Moon ... I dunno. *deflates entirely* Well, now there'll be Edward fangirls, and Bella fangirls, and Rosalie fangirls, and now ... Aro fangirls. Quite possibly, it could happen. They could make a t-shirt with him on it, and a button, and a poster, and a pin, and when that happens, I'll want to sit on the couch and eat out of a keg of ice cream. *cries*

Great. Now I kind of like, want to go see this. Like 0.01 percent of me wants to go see it just because of him. If I end up going, though, at the end I'll think to myself just like I did with Twilight, "God, that was a terrible movie."

I think I've had enough Twilight to last me until the year 90,000, and then some.

Great! Now I feel much better. Howzabout you? (:

Chapter 1: Seducing Mike

a/n: hopefully you liked it. I'm posting chapter 1. remember... prologue first!!!! rosalie pov. pretwilight.

The human boys were staring at me. I contemplated my two possibilities… I could make them drool or ignore them. The right thing to do was to ignore them. But that wasn’t any fun… Alice began to laugh behind me, and after a minute Edward joined in. Emmett growled.
“What is it?” he asked, clearly annoyed that they were sharing a secret joke without him.
“You’ll see. Great idea, Rose!” Alice laughed again, enjoying herself thoroughly.
I chuckled and slid out of my seat. I did my sexiest walk (not that it wasn’t sexy to begin with!) and sat down smoothly next to some random kid. I remembered his name was Mike Newton, and decided he needed to lay off the cologne. Bleck! Nasty stuff, whatever it was. Mike smiled, uncertain about my coming over here. EDWARD! I shouted. Tell Jasper to calm him down. I could see Mike relax, and then proceeded to watch him melt into my golden eyes. His eyes flickered as he looked me over, and I fought back a smirk as I heard Edward pretend to choke on a piece of food behind me. My poor brother. First Emmett’s fantasies and now those of this weak human in front of me. Of course I’m pretty sure Emmett’s are more creative, but that’s beside the point. I batted my eyes and stared at him, and I heard his heart flicker to a quicker pace. Oh, how easy it was to seduce this pitiful adolescent boy! It was all thanks to my beauty that our large family would be laughing for the next week. My thoughts went back to my lovely face and how amazing I was… But I was brought back into the human world when Mike opened his mouth.
“Hey… Umm… Rosalie?” Geez, the kid couldn’t even put together a sentence.
“Yes?” I smiled sweetly. Edward chuckled and looked on in anticipation.
“Would you- I mean, well, what I really wanted to say was…” Could he sound any worse?
“Just say it, Mike.” I maxxed out on my flirting powers as I leaned in toward him.
“Will you go to the dance with me?” he asked, a bit breathless.
“Oh Mike, I don’t think that would be the best idea.” He looked crushed. “I mean, I don’t even know if I can go to the dance. Carlisle is debating whether or not to ground me right now.”
“Why would he ground you? You couldn’t have done anything wrong…”
You have no idea. I tried to think of something trivial, that would be worthy of grounding someone. “I spent too much money on clothes.”
“How much is too much?”
No amount is too much. “I don’t remember. A couple thousand.”
Alice coughed behind me. That was my signal to end the conversation.
“You know, Mike, I really have to go. My family is waiting for me.” I walked away, winking at him as I left. I slid back into my seat at our table.
I looked back at Mike and found him staring at us. I mouthed that I would see him later and winked again. He smiled with delight and turned back to his own table.
“Wait until tomorrow. That’s when Lauren is coming over here for Edward.” Alice whispered, and Emmett burst out in a few loud guffaws. He swooped down and kissed me. As enjoyable as it was, I had to break away.
“Emmett, dear, I think you might be hurting poor Mike’s feelings.” I grinned sarcastically. Emmett looked over my shoulder. “You are absolutely right. Dang it. What do you say? Skip 6th period?” he said, punching my shoulder.
“Absolutely. Why not skip the rest of the day?” I could hear Edward grit his teeth together. “How about you meet me at our house after lunch?” I added, just to make Edward even madder. Emmett chuckled. “No problem. Race you there!”
Alice stared into space. “Sorry, Rose, but you lose. See you two later!”
And with that, we were off.

a/n: hopefully you like? let me know!! plz!!!

rose forever!

Prologue: Where in the World is Forks?

a/n: Rosalie POV. Pretwilight.

I could hear them talking about me downstairs. Normally I would be pleased at this turn of events, but today it made me even angrier than I already was. I stalked down the stairs.
“Jasper!” Alice hissed. I felt a wave of utter calm come towards me, but instead of sinking in the emotions bounced off. I laughed.
“Think you can change my mind that easily? Think again. I don’t want to live in a small town. New York? London? Places where there are malls? That would be fine. But no, our family has to live out in the middle of NOWHERE! Coach doesn’t visit Washington, folks.”
Alice stared off into space for a moment. After a bit she winced and stared at Edward. He looked at her and chuckled at whatever he saw.
“Look, Rose, you’ll love it there. Everything ends fine. The boys are pretty funny when you mess with them, particularly for me, and you’ll have a great time with Emmett.” It was his turn to grimace. “Not that I prefer that, but I’ll live…”
I glared at him, and in my mind I screamed, That is so NOT FUNNY Edward. Emmett and I didn’t ask for someone to watch our thoughts during our time alone. Stop with the charades and tell me what Alice really saw.
Edward stared at me and sighed. “Rose, you really didn’t have to scream all that. I already told you what Alice saw. And as for the… other things, I can’t help it. You two aren’t exactly quiet about it.”
Carlisle shook his head. “Rose, I know that you don’t want to go to Forks. But it’s settled. We are moving there. Please, for the sake of the family, just come along with us.”
I hated it when they used the guilt trap. I turned to Emmett and found him to be staring at me with his gorgeous golden eyes.
“Fine, I’ll go.” I watched Alice relax the slightest bit, and noticed Edward smirking at my reason for acceptance.
Esme let out an audible sigh. I could tell it had been bothering her that I might not come to Forks. Oh well. I would just accept it. But they better not expect it to be easy…

a/n: so do you like it? shall I post Chapter 1?

Oh Goodness it's been a long time since we blogged.

So sorry, beloved fans. (yeah, I know. All 3 of you.)

We haven't blogged in sooooo long!!!! It's kind of sad actually. Ok so here's the deal.

Anna and I will be posting our fanfictions on this for a while. Please please please tell us what you think! This may compel us to send these to an actual fanfic site and see what happens. I will post my prologue of something I am working on. It is Pretwilight, Rosalie POV. Tell me what you think and if it's worth continuing!!!

Anyhow.

roseCULLEN